Below is a copy of one of the weekly newsletters my friend, Heather, sent to our friends at work during my pregnancy as the BPA (Baby Personal Assistant):
Baby lives in a pineapple under the sea!
Baby lives in a pineapple under the sea!
Baby pineapple:
-4 pounds!!!
-He's finally losing the alien wrinkled look and his little skeleton is hardening!
-The bones in his skull aren't fused together, which allows them to
move and slightly overlap, thus making it easier for him to fit through
the birth canal.
Mama pineapple:
-waddling has begun!
-Finding comfortable sitting and sleeping positions are getting harder!
-Bumping into chairs and counters is now the norm
-Don't let her hold anything sharp… she may start feeling numbness
in fingers, wrists, and hands! -Stretch your hands when you've been
typing for a long time
-Heather the official BPA
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